經典繞口令：劉奶奶
劉奶奶
劉奶奶找牛奶奶買榴槤牛奶，
牛奶奶給劉奶奶拿榴槤牛奶，
劉奶奶說牛奶奶的榴槤牛奶不如柳奶奶的榴槤牛奶，
牛奶奶說柳奶奶的榴槤牛奶會流奶，
柳奶奶聽見了大罵牛奶奶你的榴槤牛奶才會流奶。
柳奶奶和牛奶奶潑榴槤牛奶嚇壞了劉奶奶。
劉奶奶找牛奶奶買牛奶，牛奶奶給劉奶奶拿牛奶，
劉奶奶說牛奶奶的牛奶不如柳奶奶的牛奶，
牛奶奶說柳奶奶的牛奶會流奶，
柳奶奶聽見了大罵牛奶奶你的才會流奶，
柳奶奶和牛奶奶潑牛奶嚇壞了劉奶奶，
大罵再也不買柳奶奶和牛奶奶的牛奶
其它繞口令：
1、小碗碗和大碗碗
小碗碗的綠豆湯、芝麻糕、雲片糕，
還有大碗碗的蓮子、紅棗、桂圓湯。
2、兜裝豆
兜裡裝豆，
豆裝滿兜，
兜破漏豆。
倒出豆，
補破兜，
補好兜，
又裝豆，()
裝滿兜，
不漏豆
繞口令：扁擔長，板凳寬
扁擔長，板凳寬
扁擔長，板凳寬，板凳沒有扁擔長，扁擔沒有板凳寬。
扁擔要綁在板凳上，板凳偏不讓扁擔綁在板凳上。
其它繞口令：
1、老爺子
來個老爺子，手裡拿個碟子，碟子裡裝著茄子，
一下碰上了橛子。灑了茄子，摔了老爺子。
2、長扁擔，短扁擔
長扁擔，短扁擔，長扁擔比短扁擔長半扁擔；
短扁擔比長扁擔短半扁擔。
長扁擔捆在短板凳上，短扁擔捆在長板凳上；
長板凳不能捆比短扁擔長半扁擔的長扁擔，
短板凳也不能捆比長扁擔短半扁擔的短扁擔。
3、爸爸抱寶寶
爸爸抱寶寶，跑到布鋪買布做長袍，
寶寶穿了長袍不會跑。
布長袍破了還要用布補，
再跑到布鋪買布補長袍。
哥挎瓜筐過寬溝，趕快過溝看怪狗，光看怪狗瓜筐扣。瓜滾筐扣哥怪狗。
調到敵島打特盜，特盜太刁投短刀。擋推頂打短刀掉，踏盜得刀盜打倒。
斷頭臺倒吊短單刀，歹徒登臺偷單刀，斷頭臺塌盜跌倒，對對單刀叮噹掉。
4、啞巴和喇嘛
打南邊來了個啞巴，腰裡別了個喇叭；
打北邊來了個喇嘛，手裡提了個獺獁。
提著獺獁的喇嘛要拿獺獁換別著喇叭的啞巴的喇叭；
別著喇叭的啞巴不願拿喇叭換提著獺獁的喇嘛的獺獁。
不知是別著喇叭的啞巴打了提著獺獁的喇嘛一喇叭；
還是提著獺獁的喇嘛打了別著喇叭的啞巴一獺獁。
喇嘛回家燉獺獁；啞巴嘀嘀噠噠吹喇叭。
5、男旅客和女旅客
男旅客穿著藍上裝，女旅客穿著呢大衣。
男旅客扶著拎籃子的老大娘。
女旅客攙著拿籠子的小男孩兒。
6、牛郎和劉娘
牛郎年年戀劉娘，劉娘連連念牛郎；
牛郎戀劉娘，劉娘念牛郎，
郎戀娘來娘念郎。
7、教練和主力
藍教練是女教練，呂教練是男教練，()
藍教練不是男教練，呂教練不是女教練。
藍南是男籃主力，呂楠是女籃主力，
呂教練在男籃訓練藍南，藍教練在女籃訓練呂楠。
難到讓人崩潰的英語繞口令
比較容易型
Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. Quickest kiss.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Double bubble gum bubbles double. No double bubble gum doesn't bubble double.
Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
較難型
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically
What did you have for breakfast?
rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
rubber balls and liquor!
rubber balls and liquor!
崩潰型
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the
bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.()
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
